A middle-aged man found at Ajogodo River, Sapele in Delta State has explained to journalists that he is there because the “plane” he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, crashed into the river.
He told his audience that he was meant to go and watch a football match going on in the United Kingdom.
The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm.
“It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK.”
“I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria”, the mysterious man added.